Here are my picks for the 5 worst players ever to play in the NBA.
#5. Kwame Brown.
Kwame Brown gets my pick for biggest draft bust ever. Im glad that hes finally out of LA, and a special thanks to the retards in Memphis, Pau Gasol for Kwame Brown. WOW
#4. Shawn Bradley.
Words do not even begin to describe how much of a pussy he was. If getting dunked on was a stat Shawn Bradley would be Michael Jordan. People who are 5'2 and dont even play basketball, in the viscinity of Shawn Bradley, would be able to do Vince Carter - esque dunks. Even though he had decent stats ( to a certain extent ) he was the second pick of the 1993 draft meaning that he had to at least have a OK career, unfortunatley that didnt work out.
#3. Jerome James.
When Isiah Thomas signed him to his 30 million dollar contract he was either stoned out of his mind, or Jerome James threatened to eat him. After sucking shit his whole career, Jerome James (miraculously) averaged 12 points in the playoffs for 11 games, when Isiah Thomas saw this, he knew that Jerome James was the next Lebron James and instantly signed him, his 4.3 ppg career average is hall of fame worthy.
#2.Jared Jeffries
No other player in the NBA is as bad at making layups as Jared Jeffries. He is the undisputed King of missed layups. Not to mention hes skinny enough to be a holocaust survivor....
#1. Larry Hughes.
If bricking the ball was an art form, Larry Hughes would be Leonardo Davinci. Noone in the NBA has a worse shot selection than Larry Hughes, he only takes impossible shots , If the shot is even semi makeable, Hughes doesnt even attempt it or just turns it over. He is also the NBA all time leader in bricks, a very respectable stat which only Jason Kidd comes close to reaching. Its a fucking mystery how he is even in the NBA.
Special honoree: JJ Redick, for airballing a layup. Dude...seriously? Airballing a layup takes immense skill, but Redick has mastered it.
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