Playoff Bracket.

Eastern Conference

ROUND 1

Cavs vs Pistons: Cavs, with no explanation needed.

Celtics vs Bulls: Craptics, although the Bulls might give them a scare

Magic vs 76ers: Magic, 76ers may steal one, because of all the injuries to the Magic.

Hawks vs Heat: Heat, I think with D Wade, Miami can ride him to win the series.

ROUND 2

Cavs vs Heat: Cavs, in a sweep

Magic vs Boston: Magic,  no Garnett no hope.

ROUND 3

Cavs vs Magic: Cavs, again homecourt advantage will help alot.

 

WINNER: CAVS

Western Conference

ROUND1

Lakers vs Jazz: Lakers, no explanation needed.

Nuggets vs Hornets: Nuggets, Chauncey Billups is the man.

Spurs vs Mavericks: Spurs, This was a tough one and I pretty much think it can go either way, but if Tim Duncan dominates, the Spurs will take this one otherwise I think this series has the biggest potential to be an "upset".

Blazers vs Rockets: Rockets, without T-Mac they can finally advance to the second round.

ROUND 2

Lakers vs Rockets: Lakers, 3-0 against the Rockets this year.

Spurs vs Nuggets: Spurs, too much experience although without Ginobili the Nuggets have a very good chance of winning.

Round 3

Lakers vs Spurs: Lakers, easy series without Ginobili.

FINALS

Lakers vs Cavs: Lakers in 6, noone on Clevelands frontline can match up to the Lakers. Its 100 year olds Ilgauskas, old and injured Ben Wallace, and Varejao against Gasol, Bynum, and Odom. Kobe and Lebron will shut each other down, and I think Fisher will shut down Mo williams, and ulitimatley it will come down to the Lakers frontline dominating the series.

Paul Pierce

Update: Paul Pierce faked a broken wrist while making a PB and J sandwich

David Lee

I dont know if  you watched that game against Orlando, but somewhere during the beginning, David Lee bricked a wide open layup (otherwise known as committing a "Jeffries") Ill try to find the video. Btw thats Jared Jeffries in the pic.

Andrew Bynum

When I learned that he might return as early as thursday I nearly shit myself. Our championship hopes are back MOTHER FUCKERS!

Paul Pierce Update

Paul Pierce Update: Pierce faked a torn mcl while playing Nba Live

NCAA Title

The MSU point guard, if he was going to be a draft pick in the NBA, now hes going to be a fucking plumber. Never have i seen such horrible ball handling in my life ( except for maybe Steve Nash) I hate UNC  and I hate that douchebag Tyler Hansborough, and I think pretty much all white college players are shit, and are super overrated, but the MSU point guard, good lord someone expel him.

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Duncan Vs. Garnett

Time to answer the age old question: Whos better, Duncan or Garnett?

Lets see... I think Garnett is overrated as hell. All that time he spent in Minnesota, and he accomplished abso - fucking - lutley nothing, other than being an allstar. Duncan on the other hand, while Garnett was rotting in Minnesota, was busy winning FOUR titles, TWO MVPs, and 3 Finals MVPs. Some (idiots) might argue that Duncan is boring and for that one reason, Garnett is better. I would like to point out that Garnetts game is very similar to Duncans, they both love abusing that mid range jumpshot, Garnett does have at least one semi exciting dunk every few games, but seriously, does that REALLY make him a better player. I think that everyone who thinks the Spurs are boring is an IDIOT. Some of the most exciting games Ive ever watched were Spurs games. Remember that game where Derek Fisher hit the game winner? Yea those were the Spurs, how bout that Christmas day games against the suns where Roger Mason Jr. hit a game winner, I think those were the Spurs too, and who can forget Game 1 of last years playoffs, where Duncan hit the three to go into overtime ( something Garnett has never done, mind you) You can look at stats too, what do you know, Duncan also averages more points than Garnett, wow huh? I know people are going to say "OOHHH but Garnett never had any good teammates ", thats not entirely true, during the year Minnesota went to the conference finals they had some pretty good players. Theres also something I would like to point out, Garnett, in Boston is averaging less points, now you might say that its because he has 2 other allstars, but Tim Duncan also has 2 all star caliber teammates, yet he averages 21-11. Garnett averages 15-8.

And dont even get me started on awards.

Duncan

Titles: 4

Mvps: 2

Finals Mvps: 3

Garnett

Titles: 1 

Mvps 1

Finals Mvps : ZERO

Oh Phil...

Phil Jackson......  When will they finally fire you?

Heres an old rant i wrote

"The Lakers should fire phil jackson, too many times has he let easy ass winnable games slip away with pure oblivousness. Countless fucking times has he waited too fucking long to put back in the starters, the game tonight against philly pretty much made me hate him more than ever. Most teams, after an opponent goes on a 10-4 run would put the starters back in, phil fucking jackson waits until their down by fucking three after a 21-4 run to finally put the fucking players back in, does this guy not fucking understand whats going on or what, i mean holy shit, their trying to get home court in the finals and every game is super important, and  he lets stupid fucking ass shit like that happen. "

If you watched yesterdays game against the clippers then you know what Im fucking talking about. A 20-2 run in the fourth quarter. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? AGAINST THE CLIPPERS?? WOW... He fucking waits until the Lakers nearly lose to FINALLY put the starters back in. Im tired of this shit, I want to see a fucking blowout, not nearly have a heart attack watching the clippers ALMOST comeback after a billion point deficit.

Isiah Thomas Theory

Ok, so I have a theory... Isiah Thomas is into "large guys" and was attempting to make a team consisting of all fat players.

Think about it.. who are some of the fattest NBA players in recent years?

Eddy Curry, Jerome James, Zach Randolph,  Clarence Weatherspoon, Vin Baker (Later years), Quentin Richardson to a certain extent is also kind of fat, and  Mike Sweetney.

Just sayin....

"Word"

A - Jeffries = The act of bricking a wide open layup.

Used in a sentence : Wow Jared only committed 7 Jeffries', a career low.

Knicks elminated

The Knicks have been eliminated from the playoffs.. again. Im not surprised, I didnt think they were going to make it anyway. 

We'll make it next year, you'll see

Paul Pierce update: Faked a broken leg while on the toilet.

Worst players ever

The worst of the worst....

Here are my picks for the 5 worst players ever to play in the NBA.

#5. Kwame Brown.

Kwame Brown gets my pick for biggest draft bust ever. Im glad that hes finally out of LA, and a special thanks to the retards in Memphis, Pau Gasol for Kwame Brown. WOW

#4. Shawn Bradley.

Words do not even begin to describe how much of a pussy he was. If getting dunked on was a stat Shawn Bradley would be Michael Jordan. People who are 5'2 and dont even play basketball, in the viscinity of Shawn Bradley, would be able to do Vince Carter - esque dunks. Even though he had decent stats ( to a certain extent ) he was the second pick of the 1993 draft meaning that he had to at least have a OK career, unfortunatley that didnt work out.

#3. Jerome James.

When Isiah Thomas signed him to his 30 million dollar contract he was either stoned out of his mind, or Jerome James threatened to eat him. After sucking shit his whole career, Jerome James (miraculously) averaged 12 points in the playoffs for 11 games, when Isiah Thomas saw this, he knew that Jerome James was the next Lebron James and instantly signed him, his 4.3 ppg career average is hall of fame worthy.

#2.Jared Jeffries

No other player in the NBA is as bad at making layups as Jared Jeffries. He is the undisputed King of missed layups. Not to mention hes skinny enough to be a holocaust survivor....

#1. Larry Hughes. 

If bricking the ball was an art form, Larry Hughes would be Leonardo Davinci. Noone in the NBA has a worse shot selection than Larry Hughes, he only takes impossible shots , If the shot is even semi makeable, Hughes doesnt even attempt it or just turns it over. He is also the NBA all time leader in bricks, a very respectable stat which only Jason Kidd comes close to reaching. Its a fucking mystery how he is even in the NBA. 

Special honoree: JJ Redick, for airballing a layup. Dude...seriously? Airballing a layup takes immense skill, but Redick has mastered it.

Word

This section is called "Word", every few days or so ( depending on if Im lazy or not) I will be sharing a basketball term with everyone. The first "Word" is 

A - Paul - Pierce = Faking a serious injury only to come back a few minutes later.

Everyone knows that Paul Pierce is a faggot injury faking pussy with no fucking balls, but he has taken it too far. Faking an injury in the Finals just so your team can get some momentum at home is pathetic. Paul Pierce is also known to fake injuries during daily life as well, for example the other day he was driving his kid to school and on the way there faked a broken leg, but only to his dismay since he realized noone was watching. Pierce is the league leader in "APPs" with 32 a game, meaning that he fakes about 32 injuries per game.

First Post

With my first post, I would like to share with everyone that Im a die - hard Lakers/Spurs fan, although this year ive got a couple of new favorite teams: the Cavaliers, and the Knicks (being from NY i should like them no matter what, but Mike D'antoni has made the Knicks watchable again). I would also like to mention from the beginning that I absolutley hate Paul Pierce with a passion, I felt bad for him while he was wasting away in Boston, but after watching the finals against the Lakers I realized that hes just a injury faking douchebag who deserves to be banned from the NBA.  I pretty much worship Kobe and everything he does, he ( in my opinion ) is the greatest player ever, although I know many people will argue that Michael Jordan is the greatest ever, and I wont say that he isnt, its just that i never had the chance to watch him play. My second favorite player at the moment is Lebron, which leads me to my first "debate": Kobe vs. Lebron. Alot of people look at stats and say that Lebron is better, but there are a hundred things that Kobe can do that Lebron cant. Kobe keeps his team alive at the end of the game, from insane 50 foot contested 3 pointers to amazing passes to teammates, Kobe has kept the Lakers alive at the end of games, Lebron on the other hand, while he is a good clutch player, he does have a habit of missing clutch shots or passing them off to crappy teammates. I was actually really surprised to learn that in six years, lebron has only hit a single gamewinner. I know James averages more assists then Kobe, but i think that Kobe is the superior passer. I have more to argue, Im just too lazy and I wil continue this later.

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